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12 Dogs Too Large To Be Lap Dogs But Don’t Care

Ever had a dog that seems to ignore the fact that they’re not exactly lap-sized? Some dogs, despite their massive size, insist on being lap dogs, and it’s both hilarious and a bit crushing—literally. These lovable giants have no concept of personal space and will plop down on you as if they weigh nothing.

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Great Dane

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Great Danes are the gentle giants of the dog world, often weighing between 140-175 pounds. Despite their enormous size, they love to think of themselves as tiny lap dogs. They’ll plop down on your lap, oblivious to their massive weight, turning a cozy cuddle session into a full-body workout for you. Their affectionate nature makes them insist on being as close as possible, no matter the inconvenience.

Saint Bernard

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Saint Bernards, known for their rescue missions in the Swiss Alps, can weigh up to 180 pounds. These gentle giants are big softies at heart and love nothing more than a good cuddle. They’ll lean their entire body into you, covering you in fur and slobber, and demanding all the snuggles they can get. Their size doesn’t deter them from thinking they’re the perfect lap dog.

Newfoundland

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Newfoundlands, often referred to as “Newfies,” can tip the scales at 150 pounds or more. These big, fluffy dogs are known for their sweet and gentle temperament. They love to sit on their owners’ laps, making you feel like you’re being hugged by a furry boulder. Their size and weight are no match for their loving nature, which insists they belong right in your lap.

Mastiff

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Mastiffs are one of the largest dog breeds, with some individuals weighing over 200 pounds. Despite their imposing size, they are known to be gentle and affectionate. They love to snuggle up close and often pin you down with their hefty bodies, convinced they’re providing the ultimate lap dog experience. Their love for closeness makes them forget just how big they really are.

Rottweiler

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Rottweilers, with their muscular build and strong protective instincts, can weigh up to 135 pounds. While they may look tough, they’re really just big softies at heart. They’ll climb onto your lap with no regard for their size, eager for some serious cuddles. Their loyalty and affectionate nature often make them think they’re smaller than they actually are.

Bernese Mountain Dog

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Bernese Mountain Dogs, known for their striking tri-color coats, can weigh between 80-115 pounds. These dogs have hearts as big as their bodies and love to be close to their owners. They’ll settle onto your lap, spreading their love and weight equally, convinced that no lap is complete without them. Their gentle and affectionate nature makes them the ultimate cuddle companions.

Bullmastiff

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Bullmastiffs are known for their strength and protective nature, often weighing between 100-130 pounds. Despite their bulky size, they love to be close to their humans. They’ll happily sit on your lap, believing they’re as light as a feather and just as cozy. Their calm and loving disposition makes them forget their true size.

Irish Wolfhound

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Irish Wolfhounds are the tallest of dog breeds, often standing over 30 inches at the shoulder and weighing up to 180 pounds. Despite their imposing stature, they are gentle giants with a penchant for snuggling. They’ll try to fit their lanky frames onto your lap, draping themselves over you as if they’re the perfect lap dog. Their affectionate nature makes them crave close contact.

Leonberger

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Leonbergers, with their lion-like mane, can weigh between 90-170 pounds. These big, fluffy dogs love to think of themselves as lap dogs. They’ll settle in on your lap, thinking their massive size is just a minor detail, leaving you buried under a mountain of fur. Their playful and loving nature makes them forget how large they really are.

Boxer

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Boxers are muscular and energetic dogs, weighing between 55-70 pounds. Full of energy and affection, they often believe they’re much smaller than they are. They’ll jump onto your lap with enthusiasm, making you question if they realize their true size. Their playful spirit and love for their owners make them think they’re the perfect lap companions.

Doberman Pinscher

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Dobermans are sleek and muscular, usually weighing between 60-100 pounds. Known for their loyalty and protective nature, they often think they’re lap dogs. They’ll curl up on your lap, offering warmth and weight in equal measure, making them the ultimate cuddle buddies despite their size.

Weimaraner

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Weimaraners are known for their sleek, athletic build and can weigh between 55-90 pounds. They’re incredibly clingy and often forget their size, preferring to sit on your lap as if they’re tiny puppies. Their affectionate nature and need for closeness make for some cozy yet cramped snuggle sessions.

13 Independent Dogs That Love Their Space More Than Cuddles

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Not every dog loves constant attention and cuddles. Some breeds are surprisingly independent and enjoy their alone time. While not every dog in these breeds will be this way, these 13 breeds are known for their self-reliant nature. If you’re looking for a dog that values its own space, check out these surprisingly independent breeds.

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Meet The 12 Laziest Dog Breeds That Just Want To Lounge

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When you think of big dogs, you probably imagine them running around with endless energy. But some large breeds are surprisingly lazy and love nothing more than lounging around. If you’re looking for a laid-back companion who prefers chilling on the couch over endless playtime, these dogs might be perfect for you.

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